Saturday, September 26, 2009

Not a blog, but more of a practice..

The dog is (now) asleep (unlike his picture).









The cat is asleep (still).










I should sleep too.

Actual monthly blog coming soon. I swear.

Goodnight!

P.S. Creature Feature starts up this Friday! 10:30 p.m. Fridays in October at the Brave New Workshop!

P.S.S. Mustache Rangers are on Drinking with Ian this weekend! Holy crap!

P.S.S.S. Sunday Funday Double Team continues this Sunday (and every Sunday) in Club Underground at the Spring Street Tavern in Nordeast! 8:30 p.m. for stand up comedy, 10 p.m. for Beatles Rock Band. It's hella fun. :)

P.S.S.S.S. More to come! Yesh!

Onward..

Sunday, August 23, 2009

That time of the month again..

Time to blog!!

- Saw "Inglourious Basterds" at the midnight premier Thursday.

a) It was not an easy movie for me to watch.
b) But it was very very very very good.
c) Quentin Tarantino believes in his patchwork-vision of pop culture more than he believes in gravity.
d) He really wants the kids to start watching some German cinema.
e) The performances were fanntastic. Especially.. this guy right here. Possibly one of the best written and best acted villains, and an absolutely engaging and terrifying character.
f) I also really liked Steiglitz. And the silly Brits. And basically everyone. Seriously. It was really really really good.

What else happened?

- I bought a $13 tent about 2 years ago. Two weekends ago, we used it! It is one of the sadder looking little tents, but it did good! It is the little tent that could.

- Saw the current Brave New Workshop show Friday. :) It's so damn'd good.

- I'm about to eat a Snickers Ice Cream bar. This is good.

- One more weekend of Tony n' Tina's at the MOA comes up this weekend (albeit, it starts back up in October.. but it's still a mini-break :) ) Yea for fun and good.

- The last Ka-Baam!!, this Friday at 10:30 p.m. at ComedySportz! Holy hannah! Hopefully it will come back too.. Ka-Baam!! is awesome and good! (and such a joy. Come see our last heroic blow out.) :)

- THIS SUNDAY August 30th and every Sunday after! SUNDAY FUNDAY DOUBLE TEAM! 7:30 p.m. at the Spring Street Tavern (downstairs) in beautiful Nordeast Minneapolis. 7:30 p.m. - 9:00 p.m., Improv Open mic (have your team show up at 7 p.m. and sign up for a time), 9:30 p.m. - 11:30 p.m., Stand Up Open mic (show up at 9 p.m. or before, sign up for a time).

(I'm keeping the flyer at a bigger size, cuz it's absolutely brilliant. Err.. the flyer says $3. It might be $5. Still a hell of a deal. Mike Brody closes the night. Awesome and good.)

- Went to the 501 last night. Saw a band of 3 drummers dressed up as skeletons. Everyone was drinking Lone Star tall boys. Iz Minneapolis.

Time to go run and work.

Onward!

Saturday, August 08, 2009

I only post monthly now..

.. well. THAT's lame.

Spending a morning with a couple of animals. Alas, a maltipoo's need for oatmeal leftovers will not be sated.

THINGS YOU CAN DO:
a) Go hang out with friends, their babies, and ham sandwichs. This was all sorts of awesome. Eat the sandwiches, kiss the babies.

b) Paint your front and back door Superman colors. The back door came out blue and great (barring future sanding and touch up). The front door needs some touch up (it looks like a very committed graffiti artist was exploring red). I may have a hole in my kitchen ceiling, but I've got pretty doors.

c) Not wear a mask while spray painting. Why, that was dumb.

d) Go see "An Intimate Evening with Mike Fotis: Part III". Why, that is not dumb at all! Mike is doing an awesome job, it's hilarious, and I'm honored to be thumping behind him. It's also been great to see good people come out for the fun - - Hi friends!! last show is tonight at 10 p.m.! :)

e) Come see "Ka-Baam!!" Only a couple of performances left!! (Fridays through August, 10:30 p.m., Comedysportz in Calhoun Square). This has been an utter delight. Goddang.

But if you don't see Ka-Baam!! next Friday..

f) Come see "OMG" at Mixed Blood, 11 p.m. Friday August 14th. Many many chick improvisers.. with their middle school diaries.. *sigh* It's gonna be awkward and awesome.

g) Get home and find a bat in your house. (FOTIS!!!) Upon first glance, it looked like someone had hung a dead rat from the curtains. Upon second glance, it was small, soft, and really really happy to be sleeping atop the front room drapes. The cat had already attempted to scale the drapes (Unsucessfully. Sebastian is unapologetic about his weight gain).

After pissing it off once (it was really really happy. The curtain are soft and warm. It seemed ready to move in. It was cute! Cute little muzzle. Freaky bat wings. So sleeeepy. I briefly pondered our shared life together.), a piece of cardboard and some soft fabric in a mixing bowl did it. YEAAA!!!

Bat's swear in clicks.

h) Go to your front porch to watch the thunderstorm, and have a raccoon amble by, a mere 3 feet in front of your legs. WHOA! The raccoon was huge, bigger than Sebastian and equally apologetic.

Raccoon's walk like their feet are too small for them.

i) Get yourself to the Corner Bar for Open Mic, Fridays. Minneapolis has some damn'd fine stand ups.

Speaking of, one of them gets back from Madison tomorrow. This is also all sorts of awesome. :) :)

I am going to do the things that need to get done. Or at least give it a bit of a try.

Onward.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Puppets of Meat!

Just a quick blog, as I need to take on this day. Hello, Day.

Got to see the MeatPuppets last night! Yeaaa, you may say! Went with lovely people, and saw some lovely people (Hello, Mr. Brian K! Hello, Mr. Jay D., who I used to play in a band with, wayyyy back in the day. Yea for yea!)

My impressions:

- They, the Meat Puppets, are awesome.

- They are the heir apparent to the Allmann Brothers Band. ("Jessica"! Which sounds like this "Do do do do dooo, do do do do, do do do dooooo") That is some tight noodly guitar work, people.

- They have too many tall male fans with thick necks.

- Unrelated to the Meat Pupppets... The sound guy mixed the Meat Puppets like a 16 year old would tune his car stereo - - all treble and bass, no middle. This was poopy and tiring. Boooooo, sound guy.

- Back to the Meat Pupppets, their bass player (Cris Kirkwood) looks like a hippy version of the bass player from Metalocalypse (Murderface). Compare.

















All in all, a really really really lovely night, on top of an astonishing and lovely day. :)

My sister has unexpectedly decided to visit tomorrow. I.. need to get movin'.

Onward.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

A month between blogs.. really?

Yesh. I have spent the last month thinking inward, not outward. Plus, it's been busy!

- At one of the places I work, I have a new boss. As I'm a contractor there, I just met her. We reveled in Minneapolis Transplantism for a bit (I've been here 10 years.. I have no excuse). For herself, she would love to move back to NYC, but acknowledges that she would have to get a roommate, and "I [she] kinda hate people." Granted, if I screw up, she's gonna pull no punches and it's been made clear she has free-range to not hire me any more, but.. I think that's good. I like her. :)

- NERD ALERT. It's been out that for over a month Amanda Palmer & Neil Gaiman have been been dating, and I missed it. I have lost literal gallons of nerd street cred.

(I had just been scanning their blogs - not actually reading their blogs, as lately my attention span has gone bye-bye - and wondering if they were possibly, and yes. They both announced it over a month ago. I suck.) They may actually be the entirety of my celebrity-nerd obsessions, and now they're smooching!! I win!! Maybe Mr. Neil will take Ms. Palmer to Minneapolis to see some long form improv, and blow all of our minds. (Josh Hartnett has come. Why not these lovely people?)

- There was an Improv Festival! We went to a cabin! I saw my mom!

- Despite the soon to be busy-ness of the next month, it's good. And after that, whoa nelly, there's some stretching and breathing room. I think.

This was a vaguely lamers blog for my first one back. Ah well.

Onward.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Sketching for dollars.. sometimes.

The same people who make Chic o Stiks also make Peanut Butter Bars, which are perfectly shaped and sized, and absolutely one of the best things in the world. Thank you, Atkinson's: you rule. (They also make Coconut Long Boys - - delicious and weird! Well, done, you!)

Squirrel Nut Zippers - - also delicious. I am becoming an old fashioned candy snob.

Almost to the last week of sketch class - - it's felt good to have some pressure to write. I was reminded today that, as with most things, if one is prepared, one can do well. And if I'm half-prepared, I can create worlds of suck. Lame upon lame: I get a D for "at least you tried". Not what I hope to add to the world.

I've been trying to write more stuff for me, and if I'm not imposed with a direction, I will write about babies and kitties. I am capable of more, but, it seems my uterus talks more than my brain. This all being said, sketch class has been a blast - - I love this stuff. The sketches would be lovely to perform, but that's a different day.

I'm turning into a crank, if I wasn't already. Beginning to dread small talk in the work place - - we already talk to strangers all day long, why talk more? Because small talk is social lube, and makes the world go round. Accept it, Jen, and get over having to talk to people - - when you're not paid to talk with people.

'Went in for Tony n' Tina's last night. Yea! It's two and a half hours long! Basically! *blink* That's a long time to be doing what we're doin'. The cast is great. It's weird to have the element of interactive theater revisit my life.

It's one of those shows that 75% of your audience will leave screamingly happy from, as they have witnessed your character's horrible dysfunction, and it's not them. There's an art to performing it, but little Art in it. Whereas other venues (stand up, plays, etc.), there's more Art to be mined. Isn't there? Where does sketch fall? It's a spectrum! It's all different! What is art? What is Art? It's just a job! Is it more than a job? If you choose! Oh god!

Got to see my sister last night. We ate happy hour and I gave her cat-head salt and pepper shakers.

I have blathered a great deal.

The reward for a workin' weekend? S'mores and relaxing. 3 more shows left (one being two and half hours long), and then onto s'mores and relaxing. I can't wait.

Onward.

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Faith in Humanity restored - - Mpls Farmer's Market

One of those times when Mpls shakes off it's sometime-assholishness and shines as pretty as it should. Rows of awesome fruits and vegetables, families and couples and old people of all shapes and sizes and creeds: Hmong girls at the smalltownMN bratwurst stand. Tamales and farm fresh eggs. $2 Roasted sweet corn, and $1 tomato plants. A group of eastern Indian IT guys, shopping together; the man from Apple Valley who knows ALOT about hostas. People are friendly, transactions are all cash based and forever. There's samples (homemade pickles!) and you can ask questions.

The cold weather kept away the stubborn crowd masses that this state is so brilliant at (upper midwesterners love personal space, but yet, Minnesotans will press themselves into impossibly small spaces - - Grand Ole' Days, the State Fair - - just to go. This still astonishes me).

I am happy. I have tomato plants and hostas to plant, plus a $2 bag of cherries. (which may be one of my favorite foods in the world. Coffee, red cherries, fresh eggs, some chocolate. Rockin'.) It was Minneapolis, all idealized - - but with the backdrop of grey cold weather. It's like Philly and Portland had a baby, for one brief shiny time. Nice work, you Minneapolis, you.

It was a nice chaser to walking through The Nickolodean Universe at the Mall of America last night. It made me feel like an alien. An overstimulated, astonished alien. I DON'T GET IT, but if I ever have kids, they probably will. This is also the Twin Cities, and probably where more of the future lies than in the Jen-idealized version of Minneapolis. Inner grumblings of my parents, who never took us to theme parks of any kind (Wall Drug doesn't count), but made sure we stopped by every army fort and museum from here to Yellowstone. I am my parents' kid. Sorry possible future children of Jen - - we shall not have fun. ;)

Today is the Brave New Youth's last performance for the 2008-2009 season. Realized that I've been coaching the youth, fairly consistently (there was that one spring I missed, three years ago, when I started at the Museum) for 8 years. That's... um.. good. And silly. I'm hopefully a lot better at it than when I started. And speaking of such things, I'm also now old enough to basically be one of their parents.

They're better than us all. Nothing to do with me - - everything to do with them. 4 p.m., Brave New Workshop in Minneapolis, Free!

(It's followed by a potluck, and I'm bringing egg salad and red cherries - - basically, I'm taking the kids what I would want someone to bring to me. Possibly unfortunately, I tend to have the food leanings of an 85 year old man. Some braunschweiger and a shot of Ouza would round out the entire taste experience.)

Onward.

Friday, June 05, 2009

I've been targeted...

Went to see "Little Ashes" with dear friend Jim tonight. My goodness, what an inconsistent movie, featuring that vampire boy and the excellent Javier Beltran. Ehhh? EHHHHH??? The settings were beautiful, the costumes were beautiful -- I couldn't tell if that Vampire Boy was a good actor or not - - and neither could Jim. It was NOT a GOOD movie (so inconsistent! So cheesy and then not! So.. What!?!?), but it was still strangely engaging. Probably the work of that damned sympathetic Mr. Beltran. Curses!

While at the beautiful Lagoon, the powers-that-be decided to show the trailer for "Away We Go", which looks like "Juno" for grown-ups, and of course, made me cry. Dammit! I've been targeted - - I am this movie's target audience.

a) I'm in my early 30's, in those waning years of GenX.

b) Listen to the soft, Nick Drake-like soundtrack! Not overproduced, yet clean and aching. Dammit!

c) I find Dave Eggers writes in a voice that my subconscious wants to drive around in the loop with. And then find "the loop" itself ironic, yet fascinating.

d) I love Flight of the Conchords. I read Bust Magazine (sometimes. Magazines are expensive.) A goodly chunk of my wardrobe maybe about as old as I am.

e) Snap pearl buttons? YES. Army jacket? Done it! Semi-ironic sunglasses? Oh, why not?!

f) Look at that cast! Just.. you know.. look at them! Don't we love them?!

g) It IS Juno for adults, isn't it. *sigh*

h) I can't wait to see it.

I think my washer might be broken. :( This sucks.

Onward.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Trouble/Not Trouble

Things that may be trouble:

- An MGM liquors opened up next to Whole Foods. There are two types of parking lots that suck - - liquor store parking lots and (someone self-absorbed unknowing reason) Coop/natural foods parking lots. The Wedge parking lot is a death trap! The Whole Foods parking lots is inconsistent and challenging! The Trader Joe's parking lot will eat you! And now a liquor store next door?! Trouble.

- Going to a doctor. I went to a doctor about a week ago for a check up. Now I'm full of chemicals (nothing life threatening, just annoying). And those chemicals won't be out of my system for about 10 days, and already mess with the chemicals I ingest daily. This will make me happy! Healthy! But right now - - Trouble.

NOT Trouble:
- Went down to Des Moines last Sunday for dinner with my old college roommate Kelly, in from NYC for a wedding. A lovely drive through cornfields and windmills, to the center of the Des Moines. Stopped by the most ghetto QT in Des Moines, to find it sparkly clean and filled with cops. Ate at the Old Spaghetti Works, which also has locations in Omaha and Ralston (teehee!). Drank a gin martini at the Hotel Fort Des Moines, which is to be said with a thick unyielding French accent. Kruschev stayed there once. Not trouble.

- Drove back through a beautiful electrical storm while Bach played on the radio. Baroque pentacostal music is made awesome by stoner lightning effects, courtesy of God and nature and humidity. Not trouble.

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Still looking for balance. Not feeling very balanced. Feeling tired and grumbly for no reason, which is dumb. Need to figure that out.

Onward.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Random! All random!

Reposted from Amanda Fucking Palmer's blog, who is, not only a musician, but a very smart lady.

The Boston Conservatory

Dr. Karl Paulnack’s Welcome Address to parents of incoming students, September 2004

“One of my parents’ deepest fears, I suspect, is that society would not properly value me as a musician… I had very good grades in high school, I was good in science and math, and they imagined that as a doctor or a research chemist or an engineer, I might be more appreciated… I still remember my mother’s remark when I announced my decision to apply to music school. She said, “You’re wasting your SAT scores!” On some level, I think, my parents were not sure themselves what the value of music was, what its purpose was. And they loved music: they listened to classical music all the time. They just weren’t really clear about its function. So let me talk about that a little bit, because we live in a society that puts music in the “arts and entertainment” section of the newspaper, and serious music, the kind your kids are about to engage in, has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with entertainment, in fact it’s the opposite… Let me talk a little bit about music, and how it works.

One of the first cultures to articulate how music really works were the ancient Greeks. And this is going to fascinate you: the Greeks said that music and astronomy were two sides of the same coin. Astronomy was seen as the study of relationships between observable, permanent, external objects, and music was seen as the study of relationships between invisible, internal, hidden objects. Music has a way of finding the big, invisible moving pieces inside our hearts and souls and helping us figure out the position of things inside us. Let me give you some examples of how this works.

One of the most profound musical compositions of all time is the Quartet for the End of Time written by French composer Olivier Messiaen in 1940. Messiaen was 31 years old when France entered the war against Nazi Germany. He was captured by the Germans in June of 1940 and imprisoned in a prisoner-of-war camp.

He was fortunate to find a sympathetic prison guard who gave him paper and a place to compose, and fortunate to have musician colleagues in the camp, a cellist, a violinist, and a clarinetist. Messiaen wrote his quartet with these specific players in mind. It was performed in January 1941 for four thousand prisoners and guards in the prison camp. Today it is one of the most famous masterworks in the repertoire.

Given what we have since learned about life in the Nazi camps, why would anyone in his right mind waste time and energy writing or playing music? There was barely enough energy on a good day to find food and water, to avoid a beating, to stay warm, to escape torture — why would anyone bother with music? And yet even from the concentration camps we have poetry, we have music, we have visual art; it wasn’t just this one fanatic Messiaen; many, many people created art. Why? Well, in a place where people are only focused on survival, on the bare necessities, the obvious conclusion is that art must be, somehow, essential for life. The camps were without money, without hope, without commerce, without recreation, without basic respect, but they were not without art. Art is part of survival; art is part of the human spirit, an unquenchable expression of who we are. Art is one of the ways in which we say, “I am alive, and my life has meaning.”

In September of 2001 I was a resident of Manhattan. On the morning of September 12, 2001 I reached a new understanding of my art and its relationship to the world. I sat down at the piano that morning at 10 AM to practice as was my daily routine; I did it by force of habit, without thinking about it. I lifted the cover on the keyboard, and opened my music, and put my hands on the keys and took my hands off the keys. And I sat there and thought, does this even matter? Isn’t this completely irrelevant? Playing the piano right now, given what happened in this city yesterday, seems silly, absurd, irreverent, pointless. Why am I here? What place has a musician in this moment in time? Who needs a piano player right now? I was completely lost.

And then I, along with the rest of New York, went through the journey of getting through that week. I did not play the piano that day, in fact I contemplated briefly whether I would ever want to play the piano again. And then I observed how we got through the day.

At least in my neighborhood, we didn’t shoot hoops or play Scrabble. We didn’t play cards to pass the time, we didn’t watch TV, we didn’t shop, we most certainly did not go to the mall. The first organized activity that I saw in New York, on the very evening of September 11th, was singing. People sang. People sang around fire houses, people sang “We Shall Overcome.” Lots of people sang “America the Beautiful.” The first organized public event that I remember was the Brahms Requiem, later that week, at Lincoln Center, with the New York Philharmonic. The first organized public expression of grief, our first communal response to that historic event, was a concert. That was the beginning of a sense that life might go on. The US Military secured the airspace, but recovery was led by the arts, and by music in particular, that very night.

From these two experiences, I have come to understand that music is not part of “arts and entertainment” as the newspaper section would have us believe. It’s not a luxury, a lavish thing that we fund from leftovers of our budgets, not a plaything or an amusement or a pastime. Music is a basic need of human survival. Music is one of the ways we make sense of our lives, one of the ways in which we express feelings when we have no words, a way for us to understand things with our hearts when we can’t with our minds.

Some of you may know Samuel Barber’s heart wrenchingly beautiful piece “Adagio for Strings.” If you don’t know it by that name, then some of you may know it as the background music which accompanied the Oliver Stone movie “Platoon,” a film about the Vietnam War. If you know that piece of music either way, you know it has the ability to crack your heart open like a walnut; it can make you cry over sadness you didn’t know you had. Music can slip beneath our conscious reality to get at what’s really going on inside us the way a good therapist does.

Very few of you have ever been to a wedding where there was absolutely no music. There might have been only a little music, there might have been some really bad music, but with few exceptions there is some music. And something very predictable happens at weddings-people get all pent up with all kinds of emotions, and then there’s some musical moment where the action of the wedding stops and someone sings or plays the flute or something. And even if the music is lame, even if the quality isn’t good, predictably 30 or 40 percent of the people who are going to cry at a wedding cry a couple of moments after the music starts. Why? The Greeks. Music allows us to move around those big invisible pieces of ourselves and rearrange our insides so that we can express what we feel even when we can’t talk about it. Can you imagine watching Indiana Jones or Superman or Star Wars with the dialogue but no music? What is it about the music swelling up at just the right moment in ET so that all the softies in the audience start crying at exactly the same moment? I guarantee you if you showed the movie with the music stripped out, it wouldn’t happen that way. The Greeks. Music is the understanding of the relationship between invisible internal objects.

I’ll give you one more example. The most important concert of my entire life took place in a nursing home in a small Mid-western town a few years ago.

I was playing with a very dear friend of mine who is a violinist. We began, as we often do, with Aaron Copland’s Sonata, which was written during World War II and dedicated to a young friend of Copland’s, a young pilot who was shot down during the war. Now we often talk to our audiences about the pieces we are going to play rather than providing them with written program notes. But in this case, because we began the concert with this piece, we decided to talk about the piece later in the program and to just come out and play the music without explanation.

Midway through the piece, an elderly man seated in a wheelchair near the front of the concert hall began to weep. This man, whom I later met, was clearly a soldier. Even in his 70’s it was clear from his buzz-cut hair, square jaw and general demeanor that he had spent a good deal of his life in the military. I thought it a little bit odd that someone would be moved to tears by that particular movement of that particular piece, but it wasn’t the first time I’ve heard crying in a concert and we went on with the concert and finished the piece.

When we came out to play the next piece on the program, we decided to talk about both the first and second pieces, and we described the circumstances in which the Copland was written and mentioned its dedication to a downed pilot. The man in the front of the audience became so disturbed that he had to leave the auditorium. I honestly figured that we would not see him again, but he did come backstage afterwards, tears and all, to explain himself.

What he told us was this: “During World War II I was a pilot, and I was in an aerial combat situation where one of my team’s planes was hit. I watched my friend bail out, and watched his parachute open, but the Japanese planes which had engaged us returned and machine gunned across the parachute cords so as to separate the parachute from the pilot, and I watched my friend drop away into the ocean, realizing that he was lost. I have not thought about this for many years, but during that first piece of music you played, this memory returned to me so vividly that it was as though I was reliving it. I didn’t understand why this was happening, why now, but then when you came out to explain that this piece of music was written to commemorate a lost pilot, it was a little more than I could handle. How does the music do that? How did it find those feelings and those memories in me?”

Remember the Greeks: music is the study of invisible relationships between internal objects. The concert in the nursing home was the most important work I have ever done. For me to play for this old soldier and help him connect, somehow, with Aaron Copland, and to connect their memories of their lost friends, to help him remember and mourn his friend, this is my work. This is why music matters.

The responsibility I will charge your sons and daughters with is this: “If we were a medical school, and you were here as a med student practicing appendectomies, you’d take your work very seriously because you would imagine that some night at 2 AM someone is going to waltz into your emergency room and you’re going to have to save their life. Well, my friends, someday at 8 PM someone is going to walk into your concert hall and bring you a mind that is confused, a heart that is overwhelmed, a soul that is weary. Whether they go out whole again will depend partly on how well you do your craft.

“You’re not here to become an entertainer, and you don’t have to sell yourself. The truth is you don’t have anything to sell; being a musician isn’t about dispensing a product, like selling used cars. I’m not an entertainer; I’m a lot closer to a paramedic, a firefighter, a rescue worker. You’re here to become a sort of therapist for the human soul, a spiritual version of a chiropractor, physical therapist, someone who works with our insides to see if they get things to line up, to see if we can come into harmony with ourselves and be healthy and happy and well.

“Frankly, ladies and gentlemen, I expect you not only to master music, I expect you to save the planet. If there is a future wave of wellness on this planet, of harmony, of peace, of an end to war, of mutual understanding, of equality, of fairness, I don’t expect it will come from a government, a military force or a corporation. I no longer even expect it to come from the religions of the world, which together seem to have brought us as much war as they have peace. If there is a future of peace for humankind, if there is to be an understanding of how these invisible, internal things should fit together, I expect it will come from the artists, because that’s what we do. As in the concentration camp and the evening of 9/11, the artists are the ones who might be able to help us with our internal, invisible lives.”



There's nothing I can add to this, but just beam happy in my Liberal Arts & Science goo. I believe this stuff. I love this stuff. I'm not saying that I'm privy or capable of his marching orders by any means (I'm a pretty craptastic musician - - both capable and generally unpracticed. And to those who are the capable and the Earth saving, I say thank you!), but the whole article just resonates with goodness for me. Neat.

I'm making little felt bear paw prints for an upcoming Museum show. I am one with the hot glue gun and some felt.

Besides that..

DID YOU KNOW, that a vagina is actually a very acidic environment, while men's pHs are more basic? Neither did I!! I learned stuff today!! From a doctor who told me these things!! I sort of like the idea of vaginas' being all self-protecting and acidic and.. um.. weird. It makes sense, but I'll still wonder at the "oooooh, science!" of it all.. and wonder what in our evolution spawned such developments.

I also learned chemistry is not only the ooga-booga-kissy-kissy chemistry, but that your body's very chemistry can lay havoc on another person's. Interesting, no? Treacherous, yes?

There is no theme to this blog. It is only set on shuffle.

Onward.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

From yesterday, before today...

Just did a show for seven 18 year old girls from North Bend, NE. They ruled. My irony for the day: the Plain states make for pretty people.

Just watched the trailer for the upcoming Sherlock Holmes, featuring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law standing very close in jaunty caps. Having just watched my first episodes of "House", will Robert Downey Jr. be channeling his inner Hugh Laurie? Is Jude Law's beard spirit-gummed on? I feel so. Yes.

Week off from the museum has been completed. It was as almost as busy as a week with the museum, but busy with relaxing things. Like Southern California! Helloooo, San Diego!

- We stayed at PBau's sister's place, which is in Ocean Beach, a neighborhood in San Diego. It's like Uptown, if Uptown was stubbornly non-corporate, and if most of our panhandlers were in their 20s. It's filled with dogs and long boarders, sand and tortilla-based foods. Coffee and beer, hamburgers and fish tacos. Everyone's tan.

- A lot of people don't neuter their puppies in the O.B.. This makes for unwanted puppies and that's sad. Listen to Bob Barker! Holy crap!

- Ocean Beach is referred to as the O.B., as opposed to the P.B. (Pacific Beach!) North Hollywood has become NoHo ("An Artist's Quarter") More awkward anagrams! Delightful!

- I drive in L.A. rush hour, which was actually less frustrating than Twin Cities happy hour. I can justify L.A.'s happy hour. Twin Cities, less so.

- Get to see Liz and Burk and Miles and Lydia for a total sum of 5 minutes. AGHH! But it was wonderful. Miles greets PBau with ninja posturing, eventually asking him, "Could you spread your legs?", which is the slyest of ninja methods for delivering a crotch shot. PBau wisely refuses.

- L.A. is filled with donut shops. I bristle with jealousy.

- PBau does an open mic (awesome!) hosted by the excellent Mr. Jeff Hopkins. We then go track down a Fatburger, directions courtesy of the waitress from Chicago, working at the Kansas City BBQ joint.

- We headed to the beach and jumped through waves on our last day, and realized we should have been in the water every day we were there. Granted, some of the days weren't warm enough to allow for that, but.. ah well.

- I actually get to hear someone say, "Do you want to talk or do you want to surf?" Yes!

- While in California, filled with happy cool ocean humidity, my hair embraces its inner scamp and I become curly haired. Like Downey Jr. & Law, all I need is a pair of suspenders and a jaunty cap.

- I realized that Chik o Stik are some of the most delicious candies ever. Peanut butter and coconut? Why haven't I been eating Chik o Stiks regularly?! I am a fool!

Got back to Mpls and the rest of the week was spent waking up very slowly and working on the yard. I now have another flower bed! Win!

Back to reality, and busy-ness starts up fairly quickly..

And now comes that time in the year where I question all that I do to make a living. Wonder if it should change, and if I should have some actual direction. Feeling very lucky and blessed to do what I do, and I love what I do.. but realizing I've done these things for a fairly long time. I will compensate for this feeling of unknowing and emptiness by eating some candy mix. (please see above Chik o Stik reference)... (I also have some cherry balls.. this is awesome.)

Onward.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Nice works, you Grecians you...

Yes. Full of delicious Greek food! Still!!

- Grumble. There is a show at the museum that has gone from "ehhh" to soulsucking. Granted, 10 minutes is NOT a long time to have your soul sucked, but one certainly doesn't want to have to look forward to it twice a day. Alas. Stop complainin', do yer job, it's a good job -- even when it sucks (like any job, I 'spose).

- (Soul healed by group of awesome 8th graders. *sigh* Thank you, 8th graders of Black Hawk or wherever you are from. You are all aces. Thank you.)

- Got dropped off in Uptown, and walked my butt four miles to Southwest High School for Yoga. A beautiful day, a lovely walk. The only awkward part of walking through Uptown is other Uptowners.

- I am a happy yogi'd sweaty mess. Jim picks me up!!! I win!!!

- We go to Christos. oooohhhhh, Christos. I worked there for 3 weeks once. They are wonderful. They are also insanely detailed oriented. I had forgotten.

- I eat every indulgent thing: grape leaves (dolmathes), hummus, mousaka and baklava - - Jim gets an Arnie Palmer and the chicken livers. So much winning!

- Was told that "It's okay that you forget everything. You're like me." Oh god.. I do forget everything! I am a good booklearner, an okay kinesthetic learner, and a pretty astute visual learner - - you ask me to remember most things aurally, my brain breaks. *sigh* This is not cool. I'm too young to blame it on senility.

- Chitter with friends afterwards. They decide to have a bbq - - today. Not two weeks out. Just, you know, today. You can do this? Not have to plan ahead two weeks and request time off? This is a crazy notion, but I think I like it.

More stuff! Onto a haircut and the weekend... and then, crazy!

Onward.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Whattayamean?

Busy tizzy week. No slow, but some sleep.

- I got to work on my yard. To me, this means I actually had some time. I need to dust and clean and finish the inside of my house, but to me, summer means it's time to fix the outside of my house. My yard is kickin'. I want to make it more kickin'. All worries about home ownership and living in debt seem to fly out the door when my yard looks good. This can't be healthy.

- I'm gonna apply for a loan to get the outside of my house and garage worked on, basically paint & gutters. And you can too!

- The dog got a haircut. The dog and I tend to get haircuts on the same schedule. They also seem to cost about the same.

- Lycopodium training at the museum!!! Not only is it fun to say (li-coh-po-dee-um), it is a moss spore, it is yellow, and when it's surface area is spread out, it's combustible! Makin' fireballs at the museum! The Fire Marshall had to come by and okay it all, but then got kind of excited actually seeing the poofball of fire. Neat.

- Teachin' and museum and teachin' and museum and.. I am very boring.

- It's beautiful out. Thanks, May. Nice work.

Family visiting starts soon. I am basically packed. Tomorrow involves some more work (just like Saturday does), but Friday gets the added bonus of haircut! Maybe I will make them fix my eyebrows! The world trembles!

Onward.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Weekend done! Please let me mulch...

All in all.. it's done.

Saturday involved performing at "Women Stand Up!", a women-oriented (which just feels strange to type) performance venue. And indeed, Heidi and I performed her sketches. They were well-received. Yea, us!!

I got to do a face plant into a piece of cake. This made me super, unnecessarily, proud. Most of the time, when I've performed sketch comedy, it's been with boys. Boys tend to do the grotesque stuff themselves. However, it turns out, the grotesque stuff is kinda f-in' fun. Yes, it looks like I had poopy face. Yes, cake got in my nose. But it was a well-executed cake plant. I am stupidly proud.

Sunday was DREEEEEEAMY! NO PLANS. NO HAVE TOs. Just hangin'. This tends to only happen if I remove myself from the state. But, no!! Thank you, Mother's Day, for a completely empty day. I think I want more.

The "Cars with <3" commercial I taped with the lovely Mikael Rudolph will start to be broadcast soon. It's really really over the top cheesy... on purpose. I can't look at it, as my brain explodes, but it's really silly, hopefully in a good way. Mikael is awesome in it, by the by. Let us be a part of your society still, please.\

Onward to teach and the rest of the week.

Onward.

Friday, May 08, 2009

I wanna hide..

ahhh... Thursday was completed, and it was good!!! It was about a 15 hour day (honestly, 8:40 a.m. - 12 mid), most of which was spent talking to/or at people. Now, I don't really want to talk anymore. The idea of small talk gives me the barfies. However, this is a very greedy impulse, as Thursday was actually great. I'm just very tired.

MORNING - You 26 eighth graders - - well done! You made 9 a.m. improv fun! And you didn't hit each other or make out or anything. Thank you!

- You also called me a "cougar" for the first time in my life. It was a joke, but I actually tried to defend myself. Touche', clever eighth graders.. :)

AFTERNOON - You one sixth grader at one of my museum shows - - you kinda blew. No offense. Someday, you'll learn to listen. Luckily, I don't have to be there for it. Good luck at Prom.

EVENING - You 137 sixth graders from Thief River Falls in a strange hotel in Wayzata. YOU EACH RULE. I was passed orange Pez. I got told jokes ("Why do gorillas have such big fingers? Because they have such big nostrils!!" Bwaha! Yes, and unexpected from a sixth grade girl. I hope we would have hung out if I was also 12.) You were all super nice and willing to put up with some adults and some Party Quirks. Awesome!! Thank you!!

BEDTIME - You awesome people who came to Ka-Baam!! last night - - THANK YOU! :) (and, you all were not middle school aged! This was amazing, as opposed to all the rest of yesterday.) It may have been the sweetest ending we've ever performed. I was just thrilled to be Mr. Ritchie's cat - - who doesn't want to be a cat for about a half hour? (You just look haughty and clean yourself every once in a while. Bat at sparkly shit. Not talk. Fight sentient gorillas. It's actually very relaxing.)

POST BEDTIME - Oh god. I'm actually sore. I threw my back out playing.. something. Take that back? I may be getting to old for this. Sleep the sleep of the weary. Be thankful for getting spoiled.

GOOD MORNING - Do it again! (But only for five hours. And no teaching. Yea.)

What shall the weekend hold? Hopefully some relaxing. Hopefully some not doing much. (Working tomorrow afternoon, Women Stand Up at 10 p.m. on Saturday, and then the hopefully open field of Mother's Day... Cross fingers, y'all...)

Onward.

P.S. Baby Lennes has been born!!!!! She is a girl and mom and baby are healthy and YEAAAA!!! :) BABIES, PEOPLE!!! :)

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Sometimes you get a granola bar, sometimes you get cake...

Yea, cake! Actually, a theme of cake has been set.. let's explore..

- I just received some cake. (Yea for the museum! It, the cake, is delicious)

- I will be eating some cake at Women Stand Up at the Bryant Lake Bowl this Saturday 10 p.m.. My friend Heidi Fellner wrote some lovely sketches - - I get to eat cake in one of them.

- Uh. Cake!!!!
























- I keep looking to my calendar, expecting to see more.. or less.. something entertaining.. Something to make sense of it all. But alas, no. I've just been relatively busy.

- Adorable performed at "A Splendid Evening with Splendid Things" last Monday. Ahhh, it felt so good to get the weird back on. Yum. Our shared set with Splendid ended with a beautiful narrative by Mr. Ritchie, featuring Eric and Hannah as an upper crust, McSweeney's-reading, barren couple, surrounded by a hunter (Josh), a bird (Butch), and a frog (me). Of course, we were the hunter and the evil animals. Yes. Thank you to all who came!! YEAA!!

- Ka-Baam!! ka-baams tonight! Yea!! 10 p.m. Bryant Lake Bowl. I hope I make it. (There is the risk of not making it to the show tonight, as there are 137 6th graders to entertain. Hrm.)

- MORE BABIES!!! INDEED, Minneapolis!!! More dear friends are having or are shortly to have babies!! I got to hang out with a baby this last weekend, with was awesome. Happy Mother's Day, peeps...

-Boss-induced-time-off from the museum is coming. Going to visit my cousin, who has had the first baby of my first cousin's (you know, all four of them) generation. Go, gene pool, go!!

It's time for some food, some coffee, and then staring into the dead eyes of 137 6th graders.

Onward.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Where did I go?

Umm.. not really anywhere.

Things that have happened:
- I've stopped blogging.

- I've stopped listening to NPR.

The blogging stuff will probably begin again (i.e. now), but I don't know if I will take on the NPR quite yet.. I've tried. It tastes like... dried newspaper. Sad thoughts. Knowledge. I'm gonna wait for just a bit.

Other things that have happened:

- Community Ed! I've started a Community Ed "Body Sculpt" class, which is both weird and delightful. I am the youngest in the class by at least 20+ years. We lift handweights and listen to afro pop and motown. Last time, my instructor opened up class by turning on some King Crimson. She saw Zappa live in L.A., the Mothers of Invention were ushering. Bwahahaha!!!

- I have today off (it's my regular day off). However, it has been eaten by a tire & oil change. *sigh* My Mondays shall never be just a day off. Perhaps this is okay.

This is all I shall write for now, as this computer is about to fall asleep. Baby steps..

Onward.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

I'm a private person...

... then why do I blog?

It's a good question.

- I like to write.

- My memory sucks. I like to keep track.

- I like to write for an audience, real or perceived. (I know there's a couple of you)

Here's the thing: it's starting to throw me off when someone in real life comments on what I've written. As what I've written usually drips out of my mind and then I forget. Alas, here are my options:

- Make my blog-a-roo just for me

- Man up and deal that if people are nice enough to read, and then what they read elicits them to respond -- take that as a compliment and deal.

- Move this over to Livejournal and make it subscription only. Alas...

My boss took me aside today and questioned how I was doing, in a worldly sort of way. Which has totally throw me off my game: being told you seem stressed or frazzled almost automatically makes one wonder if you are actually stressed or frazzled.

And so you might become this thing you didn't even know you were.

F*&k that, I say. I went back to re-talk to her about this (arrghh), and here's what I truly got from the conversation:

- Do your job

- Don't be late

- Take a vacation

All good advice! It seems (to me) that I take a fair amount of time off, but bosslady says that I haven't stopped running since I started working here (yes, that's how I am.. although I'm growing out of it) and that if I do take time off, it's purpose driven and not a "vacation". (um.. yeah, she's pretty awesome.. but it was a strange thing to hear.. still not sure if it's true..) Anywhoo, it was meant with love, and also meant to protect me from myself. As I have been not-as-good as I should be in some aspects of my job (see above two).

She's worried about burn out. I wasn't planning on burning out, but now I'm wondering if I am, in fact, doing exactly that. Suck. See above twist. Time to re-examine, re-assess and become something good.

(Maybe I'm not that private of a person.. but I'm certainly weirdly private about a number of things.. as we all are.)

Went to my first Major League Baseball Game yesterday - the Twins Dome Opener, or D'opener. It was lovely fun, I've never been in the Metrodome before, I had a Domedog and upon reflection and morning dry mouth, too much beer.

Despite the overbeerness, Monday was just all sorts of wonderful and good (breakfast! puppy dog tail! comics! sunshine! More!). Yea. :) These are the things that are important... but I still gotta watch out for this burn out thing, and keep it at arm's length.

Or change things completely. Whoop!

Onward.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

I will be referring...

..to my grey hair as my "sparkles". It may or may not work. I could just color the stuff, but it's self-obsessive to watch the stuff pop up, so I turn from the coloring and obsess away...

Friends are unexpectedly at the Museum! W00t! Again, the joys of having people come to your work place. Yea!!!

Ka-Baam!! performed for Sample Night at the History Theater, and then for our BLB slot on Thursday. Well done, citizens of Ka-Baam!! We ate (what should have been) Happy Hour together before Sample Night, and found the company most awesome. Indeed, Improv people, we should have more parties together.

Thurs involved (before Ka-Baam!!) an official type meeting, a forum at the Seward Coop, and delicious TrueThai. Holy jumping jacks, is True Thai good. We went and soon realized that we were surrounded by people aged 25-35. They seemed to have segregated us all to the back.

Friday, two separate people told me I looked frazzled -- dammit. Perhaps it's lack of days off or the fact that this week has been set to Continuous Activity.. I do not know. I did not feel frazzled, and was saddened by the diagnosis. Poo.

Tonight might involve the very sexy "Starting of the Taxes", or, more better, going to see dear friends be funny.

Easter is next weekend (!!!), and I cannot wait. Easter means excuses to do little, visit dear family, drive to Wi, purchase Cadbury Cream Eggs, and see pictures of baby animals. Yeaaa!! Hoping it's lovely.

Oh hey!! The amazingTroy has entered his first in-Ireland blog. You will enjoy! Rabidlime.net

Onward.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Two blog day to nuthin'..

Ahh.. it's that time in Minnesota where Minnesota confirms that there is no such thing as summer or spring. It's as simple as San Francisco not having seasons or Arizona always being warm. Spring and sunshine were simply some sort of dream that we were stupid for having.

As soon as we have given up hope completely, perhaps something will change, baby birds will be born, and my lawn will need tending. But until then...

It's been a busy weekend... It doesn't take very long for life to be completely different in many aspects..

Friday: The Minneapolis Comedy Death Squad opened for Doug Stanhope at the Varsity!! Holy crap!! I was lucky enough to come along. ..this seems like weeks ago, now..

- DAMN!!! Audiences can be dicks!! Usually, it's not entire audiences, it's just one or two crazy people. These crazy people got handled so beautifully by the boys, it was shocking. A joy to behold. The boys did awesome.

- Doug Stanhope was great, period. He acknowledges that his act and what he says can attract idiots. There's a little bit of Kurt Cobain in Doug Stanhope.

- The afterparty was ridiculous. New, incredibly generous friends spoiled everyone. I may still be recovering...

Saturday: Work!!! and then Wedding!!! Friends of PBau were getting married: a chunk of those attending have either work or have worked at the Green Mill. *grin* Given where I have spent either an embarrassing or impressive amount of time over the last ten years, there were many familiar faces, happily out of context.

It was also a reminder of how nice it is to look nice for each other: it is fun to dress up. :)

We got a sweet table against a wall and people watched. People watching at a wedding is possibly better than people watching at an airport, as there's rituals involved!! Father-daughter dances, slightly creepy dollar dances, the scandalous getting of the garter.. my god. All blanketed by happy silliness, glass clinking, storytelling, toasts, and cake.

Sunday: Rehearsals! Go Teens!! Ka-Baam!! Then onto First Avenue Staff Party. Yea!! And holy crap, check out Chooglin. Here's the deal.

- Their drummer rules.

- It's rock and it's kinda blues and it's a little Pink Floyd doing rock and blues, but it's also boys from Minneapolis being showmen rock stars. There's a little Hold Steady. There's a little Springsteen. You watch them and want to be in their band.

- They all sing!!! Loudly and unabashedly.

- THEY HAVE A BRASS BAND. And the arrangements are great.

So yes.. Chooglin ='s yum.

Finally saw D4. Dillinger Four do good.

What Happened Next: Monday and Tuesday were either spent in a warehouse (next to food or cameras) or teaching. Very very lucky. They were both 12+ hour days (Tuesday required a 6 a.m. wake up call), but.. it's what I'd like to be doing. And very blessed to have good people to do these things with. It's just a blur of either telling people to do stuff or warehouse studio time.

By the end of Monday night, I was a bit of a cranky pants.

By the end of Tuesday night, I had given in to being Punchy Jen. Hellooo, Punchy Jen. Brains, be gone... and they were.

Finished Tuesday night by watching "Amelie", complimented by All American Pizza (pictured. yes. it was a lot of pickles. yum.), cheap red wine, and fried cauliflower. All of which were possibly the best things in the world. Someone's spoiling me. :)

Hey! It's Wednesday! Read City Pages! Check yer horoscope! And come see Ka-Baam!! tomorrow at the Bryant Lake Bowl, 10 p.m.. (there's a preview tonight at the History Theater's Sample Night... shhh)

Onward.