Airplanes

I forgot how much I both like airplanes and can be bothered the experience. There's a russian couple behind me with grandma and poor fussy baby (I smell diaper)... I'm sitting too close to two lovely women, I'm sure (one of them likes to hum, which is kind of lovely). It's like New York but with less smells. I love it and it's democratic and there's the off chance it might just kill me. In 3 hours, I hope to be on the ground in Portland.