Friday, November 28, 2008

I can make a turkey...

My mom showed me how. Granted, I've seen her do it for some 33 years, but this time, I've got it under control.

Opertion Pick Mom Up at Airport was a success!! As was Operation Take Mom to Nye's for Dinner (yumyumyum). Operation Sleep on Couch has also been good (the dog and the cat seem to agree..)

- Watched "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" with mom -- boy junk! It was actually heartwarming. Good gracious, me. Jason Segel (sp?) is goddamn cute, and of course he wrote this. Of course he was writing a vampire musical using puppets. Of course he's geeking out at the chance to work with Henson Studios. Because we'd be geeking out too. Three cheers for Jason Segel, a movie star I never expected to see that much of.. With my mother.

- Also watching John Adams, all of which is very tense. But good! We foolishly found the special feature, which pops facts up, after we'd finished parts 1 & 2. Grrrrr... "is that Hamilton?" "I think that's Hancock.." "Where's his accent?"

- Abigail Adams is sooooooooo pretty.

- Booooo tar & feather! Booooo pox innoculation. Oh man, I am stuck with that in my head now. Granted, I didn't have to live it, and it's just a dramatization, but.. I don't need that is my brain, but there they are *wince*

- Thanksgiving was wonderful. Many thanks all around. I'm still full (although it may be the maltipoo on my tummy).

Will today hold museum trips? Breakfast? Shopping? *shudder* Will Operation Do Stuff With Mom But Not Too Much succeed? Who knows! Wish us luck...

Onward.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Last traveling bits, onto...

Yes! Sunday!!

- We drive west. We both snooze. Wisconsin is full of roadkilled deer and pickup trucks parked in cornfields.

- We stop in the Wisconsin Dells, WI. The gas station won't take my card for under $5; I cross a large road to Starbucks. A packed Starbucks?! Everyplace else is empty! Starbucks is filled with people in Northface jackets, pricey boots, and large hand bags. And ponytails. And sunglasses. And Russians. We run away from the parking lot filled with Mercedes (?!). If you hobbyhunt and bring your girlfriend, you still want your Starbucks.

- We make killerdiller time into the Cities. Go us!!

- Drew's mom had purchased "Wicked" tickets for her entire family. Suddenly, we're dressed up, surrounded by 1,000s of people, in row H of the Orpheum.

- Ohmygoodness!!! I've never actually seen a honest to god Broadway touring show. Oh my goodness... The American musical is such a questionably weird and surreal medium anyway, and everytime one of the female leads finished a song, the Orpheum exploded with screams. But -- I liked it. The leads were great (really great. I didn't know people could have that much fun in a big rocking machine of a show. But they did.), the musical itself is all self-aware n' sh#t, and I left the Orpheum over-stimulated, grateful grateful grateful and impressed. Gosh. Huh. Gosh. I don't know if I need to see another big Broadway musical for a bit.. But this one left me without comment. Thank you!!!!!

- I assume Disneyland is like seeing Wicked over and over, except you get to walk.

Now it's Wednesday. I'm at Gigi's, while my car gets it's door fixed (hopefully). I pick my mom up at 6 at the airport. I have to find a turkey *cringe!*.

(ppsssstttttt -- Six Ring Circus was satisfying great last night. Well done, people!!)

Happy turkey day, all! Be thankful, be grateful, be pie-oriented.

Onward.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Part two! twoooooo!

I just had a four year old growl at me (and a puppet) in self-defense. I tip my hat to this four year old. Not a bad trait.

Roadtrip! Part 2! Otherwise known as SATURDAY..

- We drag our sorry butts into the car. Thus begins a long line of tolls. Ah, tolls.

- We met many tollbooth workers. Some are super excited! Some are very intense.

- We get to the Northern Suburbs... I get to see Speech Tournament in full tournament glory. Teens of all sizes, wearing black suits, with some splash of color. I imagine that the FBI has been taken over by those aged 14-18.

- Onward to Chicago! We drive to the Museum of Science and Industry, for the bestest of tours, given by Davey himself! Davey was standing outside of the museum, waiting for us, in a blazing red lab jacket and a BNW stocking cap. Vaudeville has grown up, and now lives in the greenest house in America, with all of his closest friends.

- The Museum of Science and Industry is amazing. And huuuuuuge. There's no way we had enough time.

- Davey gave us a personalized tour of the U-Boat. (The only German submarine in America! They built the building AROUND it! Wow wow wow!) We get our full-out geek on.

- Saw the baby chicks! Saw the freaky glowing eyed frogs! Saw the Mercury capsule! Saw the submarine! Missed the coal mine.. :(

- We head towards Giordano's on Belmont. We both attempt two slices. It's, like, a half pound of cheese per slice... Heart-cloggingly delicious!

- To Davey's & Tyler's and Lisa's! They have a cherry apartment in Wrigleyville. It's awesome.

- Improvisers start appearing around 10 p.m.. We meet, in the span of maybe 20 minutes, at least 4 ladies who had just moved to Chicago from some other major metropolitan center. Amazing. By 11 p.m., the place has at least 50 people in it.

- I start dropping things. I'm really tired.

- We get hugs, and get out of town. Look, a Motel 8. They kept the light on for us.. kind of.

- We attempt to watch Armadgeddon. Wow. It's still really really really really really really bad.

What will happen tomorrow? Will they drive across Wisconsin?! Will they eat more crap-yet-delicious food?! Will they find themselves in a theater with 2,000 other people, watching flying monkeys!? It remains to be seen!

Onward.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Amanda Palmer is one ballsy m-f'er..

W00t! Stay for the pout at the end!! As far as I can tell, that's her, through and through, no pretense. She's insecure and rabid and ballsy and theatrical and her blog says basically that.. and she's my age (I'm now getting a special thrill from "being-the-same-age-as-really-amazing-cool artists'. As a kid, they were all older. And I can appreciate the younger ones. But oh man... You find someone kickass who was born in the mid70s, and it just makes me giddy.)

And OH NO!!!!

This weekend was crazy. And silly. It was legend - waitforit - dary, but at the same time it was very sweet and simple. Also... I might be making it up. I'm still processing it.

The Chicago road trip that was supposed to begin on Thursday night perhaps wasn't going to happen, as Partner In Crime got a call from the Man. The Man told him (in a semi-threatening tone) to be in town Friday afternoon. Fish need to swim, people need to eat. The Man's threatening tone was not to be ignored. Which left us staring at each other at 5:30 p.m. on Friday.. what do we do?

WE GO!!

We drive 5.5 hours to the beautiful Madison, WI (stopping only at Baldwin, WI for Hardees)

Things I learned #366: Wisconsin wants to make us all fat. (Delicious!)

We purchased Hardees from a man named Bob and a woman with amazing violet eyeshadow up to her brows. We drive into Madison around 10:30 p.m., and rumble our way to the lovely Genna's.

Genna's was honestly aces - - we met two guys named Jack, and decided that this is where we would drink if we lived in Madison, despite the rest of the service being craptacular. Sweet feel, all a mix of grad students and young professional hip types. One of the Jack's gives us directions to State Street. Begin adventure part 2 and the Douchebag parade.

Mannn... there are a lot of douchebags in Madison. And girls with really really really short skirts. In really really really cold weather. We wander, lost amongst the screaming girls and sweatshirted boys, feeling surreal and old.

But that's Okay! ...As the awesome Scott and Danny at BW3's (the one place we stopped to gather ourselves) told us about Paul's Club.

Paul's Club has a tree in it! A FULL SIZED TREE!!

Paul's Club also had the amazing Adam and Nick. And Vicky and Andrea. We made friends with these strangers. We bought a 21 year old (who knew Andrea) a birthday drink. We talked to insanely-drunk girls on the street, with maracas sticking out of their tops (literal maracas, not figurative boobs). I get the hiccups. We shut down Paul's Club.

We then go to Perkins. With Adam and Nick and Vicky and Andrea, strangers no more, at 4 a.m..

The beautiful Andrea offered up her futons and recliners (we were planning on crashing at a hotel.) We woke up on said futon, next to a passed out guy on a couch, in the living room of a college house, to a NWA poster and a twelve pack of Pabst.

We were so friggin' lucky. We had such a good time. Madison, we thank you.

Next stop, a speech tournament! Annnnndddd CHICAGO!!!

Day two (otherwise known as Saturday) on the next post. Will it stack up to Madison? (possibly!) Will I lose my debit card? (yes!) Will my driver's side front door open? (umm.. no. Not yet. My Kia is all, unexpectedly, Dukes of Hazzard).

Onward.

Friday, November 21, 2008

I need to go...

I've occupied this table at Dunn Bros for far too long, I feel. The coffee roaster continues to roast coffee and pretend he's a pirate. The coffee pops like Rice Crispies. I am one of the youngest people here (which, for Grand Avenue by Macalaster, I did not expect!)

I'm not sure what I'm doing this weekend... in a state of a'waiting, which is fine but at the same time... if it doesn't happen, what should I do? (I'm contemplating the kitchen cabinets.. hrmmmm...)

Re-experienced the great Twin Cities estate sale this morning. A payday and a sign created the perfect storm of a Jen-based weak moment. Estate sales are both sad and lovely - - it's like a museum exhibit of someone's life (all of your tchotchke's of your life, on display and on sale. The house still smelled like a clean and comforting grandma's house...) The things were sweet and fine. It made me happy (oh my goodness! A train-based map of the United States - - for display! A glass A&W mug for a $1!) and of course, a little melancholy. (oooohhhh)

Okay. More later.

Onward.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

!!!!

oh!

Bwah! Bwahahah! Bwahahah!!!

I can't stop posting stuff.. I had to get off of facebook.. and start posting to my blog. BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Some years ago, I decided I wanted to make money. So, I started classes at Brainco, the now-defunct (I think) Minneapolis School of Advertising and Design. They hired ad professionals to teach the classes. This was either AWESOME, or craptacular (the guy who taught "creativity" can suck my toe. But the guy who taught my first class was the bees knees! So awesome! So enthusiastic!) We learned a little about the culture of the industry, and then started butting our heads against walls. I was grasping at straws until we got to work on television bits, and then I quit. (In my brain, it was either advertising or improv, and I was having a lot more fun in improv. Or at least, could say, I think I can continue to improve at improv, and hang out with people I enjoy). I'm still paying for the school loans. Ah well...

What stuck:
- My first or second critique was supposed to happen on 9/11/01.

- I met a couple of local rrrrock stars. If you work for an ad agency, on the creative side, you might have spent some time in college in a band.

- Billboards should have around 6 words on them. 6. that's about it. The current MN Historical Society billboards make my eyebrows go together.

- Keep your font count down.

- Black sharpies. I have many black sharpies.

- Photoshop. This, I'm so thankful for.

- Kerning.

Anywhoo, begin the moral rollercoaster. It's evil, but it doesn't have to be. It's manipulative, but 'can be used for good. And when it's good, you feel like you spontaneously and simultaneously finished a suduko puzzle and Photohunt, all at the same time. You feel cool. You feel clever. You're in on the joke.

If I'm in a Barnes and Noble, it's sometimes nice to poke through an Advertising Age and pretend. Other times, I don't want to bother, and it makes me grumpy.

So, yea! for here. All of the pleasure, none of the guilt.

Speaking of guilt, I am truly enjoying Entourage. Indulgent. But I now love me some Kevin Donnelly.

'Had a lovely day yesterday.. chatted with a couple of visitors, got my oil changed, had a glass of wine at Gigi's, hung out, and talked. Like real talked. As opposed to "non-real talk". Hrm. Yea! :)

Hoping to see dear friend Ashley in, like, 10 minutes. Hoping to do good today. Hoping to have fun. :)

Onward.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Purty... nice..

Sitting in Starbucks. A sad Tom Waits tune is softly sifting over the calming yellow wood chairs. People are business-meeting to my left. Baristas are happily cheering each other. How odd that Mr. Waits appear here.. For he makes me sad and happy and contemplative and the whole thing is overwhelmingly bittersweet. Much like my latte.

The last couple of days have sped by, and here we are at Wednesday. Museum was a happy bustle of kids, and then got to play with Jake & his keeper. Jake is either is his teens or twenties, but is like a kid.The cute sweet gal who hangs out with Jake is amazing. They were hangin' out at the giant loom, and 'got to bounce a chimp puppet around, which made him laugh and made me happy. Thanks, Jake!

What I learned from the amazingly smart Ruth-of-the-museum:

- She used to be the tarantula lady at the MN Zoo!?! What?! If Ruth was to tell me she was with French Foreign Legion, just right before she pushed Scorcese (sp?) into directing, I would totally believe it.

- DID YOU KNOW... Tarantula hairs are itchy, and will stick in you (as they are covered with barbs), and then you itch like the dickens..

- Which is why you just want to keep a tarantula on your hand, as you don't want that s#!t in your clothes...

- AND, their feetsies are basically claws, so you don't want them on your sweater, or else they could be stuck there...forever (I'm not going to break a tarantula's claws, thank you. *shudder* No offense.)

The thrill of having my mom fly up has now been replaced with nervousness and dread. Horribly unnecessary nervousness and dread. Fickle irrational emotions, thy name is Jen.

'Went to dear friend K's house last night, which also has me contemplative. Sending love and warmest thoughts. I wish no one had to experience grief, but... it's inescapable, I guess. The stuff that reaffirms how amazing and wonderful life is. For all it's affirming capabilities, I wish we didn't have to experience it though, as it is what it is. :( But... K opened up her house and we drank beers and ate pizza and chatted and it was absolutely wonderful. :') Love and hugs all around.

Got to hang out with the boy last night afterwards, which was all shades of wonderful, despite me being full of contemplation and pre-dread.

Onward! Onward! To the museum! To an oil change! Hopefully, to dinner!

Onward.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Morning Hairs...

Stole the remnants of a rostisserie chicken from a certain person's apartment, and now boiling its bones. Bwah! The house is filling with chickeny-garlicly goodness. It may not be soup, but it'll be stock, and that's exciting.

- Figured out how to cut my bangs yesterday. My sister showed me months ago, and finally got brave enough to do it. So pleased with the result, I kept cutting. In fact, I feel like doing more now. Moderation!

- Lovely youth (yut) rehearsal. Any day I don't feel like coming in, usually ends up fine and awesome. Yea to Nels for playin' ping-pong coaching-styles -- good stuff!

- Speaking of ping pong, damn you Josh Eakright!! Man of 1,000 game-related puns. I'm speechless (although thankful my brain worked just enough to lob him a badmitton reference). Well played, sir!

- Thanks to Butch & Tim & Josh & Troy & Nels... More birds! More neck snappings! More bombs in butts! Of course Tim had an amigo.. Of course Troy was a flamingo! Nels was a judge! Butch was a horrible-wonderful dad! Josh took a bomb out of my butt... Giddy with delight, I tell you!

- Oh Green Mill, your siren call of cheap grain belt and good company.. That was aces fun.

- I got a "Dictaters" calendar!!! Please go to dictaters.com (I'll put the actually link in an upcoming blog) Damn funny! Thank you, James and Andy!! :)

And now Monday. I have an impressive amount of stuff to do. Need to hit that. And so I shall.

Socially Akward at the Beat tonight! 8 pm! $3! More comedy! More!

(I kinda wanna go to IKEA...)

Onward.

Ooh!

Joyous amounts of silly fun tonight. Thank you to all who made it happen! (including Pickles, who wanted to throw a bone around outside, as the snow fell light and cold out of the sky).

(I might have met a vampire on my way back to my car. He looked young, was wearing a trenchcoat, had dark floppy hair, and wished me a good night. Beware!)

Onward.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

THIS is what grown-ups do...

Do I go downstairs and make coffee? That does sound nice.. Or, do I continue to hide in a darkened bedroom, under fuzz and cover of malti-poo. It's pretty pleasant, if not a little slovenly.

Super sweet crowds at the Museum yesterday. Engaged and numerous -- goodness. Attempted a run afterwards, and it was the gd'd weeinest, sprintingliest run ever. Kenwood, I was the lady running at fast-zombie speed around your corners for 20 minutes -- weenie and cold.

I went home and made au gratin potatoes (white sauce, yer favorite spices, some left over ricotta cheese in the freezer, and as much colby jack as one can take. Bake at 400, first covered, and then uncovered cuz it's better if the cheese gets brown. Done. And..erm.. potatoes.)

Partner in Crime came over (yea!), ate said potates, and we began our Nordeast Adventure!!

First to 331, for an Adult Spelling Bee. Indeed, we walked into a very crowded 331, complete with a man was spelling "auto asphyxiation" (err.. sp?). Welcome to drunken grown-up spelling bee! They also had an Irish jig round -- spell and tap dance -- and an underwear round. We saw some boxer-covered junk, a couple of bras bought at Target, and a bit of lacey-thong ass. It was giggly adult-spelling fun!

Then, onto a construction site (overlooking downtown, very pretty at night) filled with large sleeping backhoes, and onto Elsie's.

The best place to sit at Elsie's, at least last night, is at the tables behind the bowlers: you watch bowling, you chat, your drinks glow with blacklight, you make random DS9 refereces.. It's good.

At Elsie's, we met the waittress L, who we wanted to adopt, and whom, unexpectedly, came over and talked to us.

L didn't go to college despite her mom's nagging. Instead, she took up ballroom dance (seriously!) and began to teach it. In classes, she met a man ("not the love of my life, but a good man"), they married, and one day he looked at her and said, "Where's the one place you'd never want to live?" and she said, "Alaska", to which he said, "I was afraid that you'd say that," followed by, "Give me five years."

And so they packed up their things and two tiny children, and moved to Anchorage. She gave him five years. He's an entrepeneur, and wasn't to give up the opportunities for making more cash. They split amicably, she stayed for one more year with the kids, and then moved herself and the five-year-olds back to Minnesota. She now drives bus ("Of all things.. Can you believe it?") and works a couple of nights at Elsie's.

L could have been a cop (she has that build and the look of ever-alert -- her son is now actually a MP in the army). She took care of us, laughed with us, and then actually sat and chatted with us. We're smitten and lucky.

She also introduced us to her brother, who also works at Elsie's. He makes oyster stew for Xmas -- JUST oysters and water. (Ew.)

Despite promises of oysters, I'm hoping that L might want a couple extra kids for the holidays.

Then, a random showing "Hitchhiker's" while PIC's car recovered. (It was discussed: we have no idea if Zooey Deschanel is a good actress or not.).

A really lovely and lucky night, despite car drama. Actually, car drama became the perfect reason to walk a bit, sit a bit, watch, and just be. Thank you.

Onward.

P.S. Hellendrung, Scott & Associates is up for our last at Improv a Go Go tonight! Now with extra surprise associates! Annnnd, Adorable! Butch and Josh and snotty-teary-me. 8 pm, Brave New Workshop, $1, fools! :)

Saturday, November 15, 2008

I hope they don't taste like poo...

I've made corn-meal muffins, and hopefully they taste like cornbread and not like poo. If they do taste like poo, hopefully massive amount of butter and honey will help us ignore that.

Last night, we ended up going to "Tizi Ouzou" by Taos Khazem at Dreamland Arts. Dreamland Arts is a sweet little space. Very comfortable, beautiful flat stage (which screams bare-feet-modern-dance! bare-feet-modern-dance!), and owned by some of the nicest, most-sane people in the world.

The piece itself was lovely, and honestly got better the more Taos got into it. The thing I like about it the most is that it's basically a pretty sad story, but she presented it with such joy. Also, she plays around 12 characters in the show, and it was nice to find oneself reacting with "oh jesus, this ass again" or "oh good, I like her!", instead of "that was a fine portrayal by the actress". Nothing flashy: just a good story, honest acting, good stuff.

Before the show, we ate at Hong Kong Noodles (on Washington by the U), which was one of the most brilliant choices ever. (One gets the feeling that one should go early, as the place might be crammed with entire Grad student population of the Material Science department at any moment.) HUGE MENU! THINGS YOU DON'T SEE AT OTHER PLACES! (there's not much congee floating around Uptown) DELICIOUS!

We then went to Roseville to attempt shopping at a Banana Republic. Hah! I think Banana Republic's stuff is made by the same people who do Gap and Old Navy stuff. But, yet, at Banana, there's an air of Welcoming Elitism, all staffed by well-dressed Generation Y boys.

I also enjoyed how the salesmen/boys seemed to be very concerned about PG's welfare. "Is he doing alright?" "Let me know if he needs anything" "I'm just worried about getting your size." I don't receive this much concern going to the Gyno, but sort of adored the ever-present mother-hen-doting.

I don't know if I could take it (unless, I was at an actual high end store and truly expected it), as there aren't even dressing rooms in some of my favorite place to dig around, but it's a fun game to play. I, also, was very concerned.

Onward.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Well.. It's not about soup...

My post from yesterday, which ranted about very very important soup-related issues, got sent to the wrong address. My little Palm Centro can't handle the conversion cleanly, so... In 40 minutes or so, you can choose to be subjected to all things soup.. Until then...

- Yesterday, I sat in a hallway in the Museum, and chatted idly with friends and strangers. This was lovely. It was like I owned an indoor porch, and got to watch the bustle of the neighborhood (museum) march by, and wave. And then, random lovelies (new and old) would sit on this porch and chat about life and cost of wheat. Delightful! When I'm old (when we all live in malls), I need to figure out how to get on the Audition-Sign-Up-Table-Sitting circuit.

I was asked to portray museum patrons in these auditions.. I ended up doing repetions on a theme:

- the MN mom
- the kid with the worksheet
- the bored dad
- the know it all senior

If you work in a museum or with the public at all, you are probably very familiar with know it all senior. The senior who has done extensive research about a particular subject, will fein to ask you a question, and then will bait and switch and tell YOU all they know about the subject. Clever senior!!!

Afterwards, got taken to the Red Savoy on West 7th. I haven't been there in.. possibly.. 8 years (that's ridiculous!) but it's so damned good. Thin impressively-strong (it holds up deliciously!) crust, salty sauce, and the pizza is served on sparkly lunch lady trays. I like clientele (kids and grown ups of every type), I love the food -- yea for Red Savoy!!

I then woke up 4 times last time. Most of me blames a certain maltipoo and scratchy ears -- the rest of me blames the Red Savoy *sob!*.

Started watching Entourage last night. Between this and Lost, I am reclaiming my inner 22 year old boy. More women in their underwear around pools beaches, I guess.

Listening to the commentary on Lost... JJ Abrahms assures us that every actor he works with is "brilliant". Every one! Like 8 times over... Brilliant. Hollywood is Hollywood.

And speaking of, it's nice to see Jeremy Piven in a role that was handcrafted for Mr. Piven. My dad never like David Arquette for some reason; for me, the 3rd circle of hell might be trapped in a room with Jeremy Piven. Maybe this reaction is because I secretly lovvvve him, but... Have you seen his travel show? Ewwwww!!!

I feel like a lame-o GenX People magazine now. Just a little.

Today is off to the Museum, but with less Porch-sitting.. But hey!!

Socially Akward is up at "Pee Your Pants" at the Bryant Lake Bowl tonight!! 10 pm show? Socially Akward is myself, Katie Moen, James Moore and Dan Jankovich -- Yeaaa!! We're new and akward. Come see!

Annnnd, Hellendrung, Scott & Assoc. is up for our last Improv a Go Go slot this Sunday, and so is Adorable!!! Between the two, I might explode with giddiness, just a little. Chances are I will also probably cry on stage. (When something makes me laugh really hard, my eyes water. Creepy! I've been breaking onstage of late -- I don't mean to, these boys are just damned funny and the surprises have been delightful -- and it's been coming out as snotty nose, watery eyes. ...I think I'm allergic to comedy. I love it though. But for you, I will take a comedy benadryl and will see you there!!)

Onward.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Makin' soup to make yer mama cry....

In college, I learned to make soup. Or, more appropriately, I ate really good soup (and baked goods) almost daily, and couldn't break the pattern. Working for Serbo-Croats taught me that soup should not be wussy, that crackers are for suckers (unless you put peanut butter and jelly on them -- then, you're a genius!), and that starch is key. I will dumpling out your soup faster than you can say please. Yum.

Last night was going to be onion soup, but instead turned into veggie peanut with dumplings.

Jen's soup guidelines:
- Soup likes fat. Cream, sour cream, peanut butter, meat fat... Ooh. Bacon. Also, anything you can sautee or brown (like onion, beef... bacon) before hand will just add to the awesome..

- Soup likes salt. All the delicious starchy and meaty things you throw into soup sucks up salt like mad -- surprise yourself.

- Soup likes base. Boullion cubes (I like veggie boullion) helps the whole flavor thing.

- Soup likes beer. Cookin' with booze is fun, and beer thrown into stews, chilis, cheese-based soups, and others is excellent.

- Soup likes starch. Dumplings, noodles, rice, potatoes, croutons. To be eaten with chunky bread if you've got it. Also, toast will work brilliantly in a pinch. (but remember to add salt.. See above)

There. Now take out whatever you have leftover in your refrigerator, brown the stubborn bits, add water, boullion, beer and salt. Look! Soup!

Will you surprise me with a Taco Bell fourth meal soup? Perhaps mustard and soy milk soup? Who knows! Perhpas your fridge is better stocked than mine. I trust you.

Auditions at the Science Museum have had familiar faces popping through the museum. Again, I truly feel it's one of the nicest things to see people you know at your work.

Thanksgiving is coming and Mom might fly up! My worlds shall collide. She doesn't want to drive the 5.5 hours by herself, and dreads Minneapolis traffic. (Sioux City has 80,000 people in it, yes, but we don't all rush onto the same stretch of roadway at the same time). She's gonna fly! There were flights from SUX (our actual Airport code) to MSP for around $200. Granted, prices are increasing, but.. still.

I was trying to remember the last time she (and dad?) was up. My sister and her husband were still in town. And yet, I don't think dad was around. I think it was maybe after he passed. ...I need to create a personal timeline to keep track of my life, and that feels a tad lame. Oh look, a blog...

(Yes! It was summer 2007! Ha! She stayed at my sister's place, as they moved to Iowa City after the MSP bridge collaspe in August. It was warm, the windows were open, and Kay's neighbors were noisy. Thank you, brain!)

Welcome to Wednesday... Hoping to see more lovelies at the museum..

Onward.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I CAN take a photo! I can!

Can I edit said photos, and get them back to the pho-tee in a timely fashion? Ehhhrghhhh...

- Spent two and a half hours taking pictures of my friend Keri yesterday. Keri's gorgeous and ridiculously photogenic -- while she claims not to know what "to do", she did very well. I now have multiple multiple shots of hot blond-age (and she hopefully has headshots). Yea!

- The light was great, and she was willing to freeze herself outside.. Thank you, Keri! :)

- Had dinner at Green Mill. That was a lot of quesadilla.

- Performed at the Beat. Actually, a lovely night of performances! Very nice, very varied.

- Stand up comedians run up on stage the same way. That weird, quasi-jovial shoulder pat of "good job, buddy" and grabbing the mic swing, acting almost a little surprised. I like it, it's just... funny. (not haha)

- Their acts are based sometimes based on true-or-not insecurities. It has to be hard to date a stand up. I have no clue.

(but aren't we all insecure in some way? These guys just craft a very public joke of it... Eh.)

- Audiences detect non-truth stink like bassett hounds and sharks. Thank you for reminding me, Beat.

To the Museum. You know what I'm gonna do today? Sit ups, workshops, shows, and breath. Yep. That's the docket.

Have a good one!

Onward.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Three days.. three days..!

Seeing if I can write a blog without the pressure of being late for work.. chances are.. non.

- A lovely weekend! Got to see Closing Night at the Workshop. I love that we can all recognize each other by our laughs. That's a pretty sweet thing.

- Late night Mystery Cafe gig. Nice thing: they fed us. How cool is that?

- Wake up Sunday to "what day is it??" thoughts. Indeed. I was blurry.

- Attempted to run around the Lake. My cheeks got very red, my eyes watered and my nose whimpered. The rest of my body followed suit. That was not as successful as one would have liked.

- Davey visited!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! BNI youth and onto..

- Improv a Go Go! W00t! Hellendrung, Scott & Assoc. were up again... YEAAA!!! Troy wears a dress from Target damn well. Happy birthday, Tim!!!! :)

Well, yes.. that was the weekend. It was very lovely, and actually very rejuvenating - - a blur of 'go do stuff' tempered by lovely meals and relaxing. (also tempered by Neuske's Braunschweiger. Otherwise known as "liver sausage". It's the stuff you wake up secretly in the middle of the night to eat, and then stink afterwards. It's been a weekend of pickled beets, pickled herring and liver sausage. I'm your 90 year old grandma. Nice to meetcha.)

We're up at the Beat Coffee House (28th & Hennepin) tonight.. 8 p.m. show! Myself, Katie M., James M., Dan J., and possibly Dave Kapp... Excitement! Delicious excitement!

Jen, go do stuff..

Onward.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

I don't mean to be a jerk..

Got treated to dinner at Nye's last night - - I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Yum... Cabbage rolls and pierogies and pickled herring and I'm suddenly burping cabbage...

I don't usually think of Nye's as a dinner place, but.. yes indeed, it's an old school supper club in it's heart of hearts. The manager came up and talked with us, the lettuce is all iceberg, the herring is served with saltine packets.. It made me nostalgic for going out to meals out with my mom and dad.. (the Palmer house or to the Sunshine bakery - - the restaurant inside of the Sunshine Grocery store). Talking with the manager was totally part of the deal. Good stuff.

I could eat pickled herring possibly daily, with utter disgusting abandon. Dear lord.

I made a Minnesotan faux pax right before dinner.. We were in the magazine aisle in the Lunds in Nordeast. However, that aisle is also the check-out aisle. People lined up dutifully behind us, as we unknowingly giggled over magazines. A cashier came up to us and said, "They're waiting in line..." (motioning to the 10 or so people behind us) - - we were suddenly at fault for holding up the entire check out lane, and suddently, the Very Rude People. I spurted out, "We're just looking at stuff!", followed by, "It's their fault if they don't ask!" Indeed. It made me mad at first (goddammit! Why can't strangers just look each other in the eye around here, and ask the very simple question if we were in line? i.e. We weren't..), and also very defensive (I should have been aware.. I should have known..) And finally - - reconciliation. If this had happened in, say, Amsterdam, I would have felt dumb for ignoring a social norm. And educated about how-this-culture-works. It's a double-standard to not do the same here. Stoopid culture. Ah well..

Late night improv gig tonight, but first, hopefully, to go get some BNW on.. Yea. :) (this post is mostly made up of Pickled Herring and complaining, isn't it? Ah well..)

Onward.

Friday, November 07, 2008

Mai fancy...

Indeed!

Saw "George Orwell's Animal Farm" by Jon Ferguson & Ktron last night..

- It was catered by the Red Stag Supper Club, a place I am goony about.. yum. And they served Pigs in a Blanket - - Appropriate!

- Saw some favorite-avorite people! (Hi Scott!) And Mr. Serrand actually seemed to remember me from my brief and pained tenure as Box Office chick at Jeune Lune! Goodness!!

- My goodness, what lovely performances. I only got grumbly and squinty-eyed when a couple of people weren't projecting.. (grumble.. the Southern space is huuuge).. but these times were rare, few and far between.. And the level of performance on the whole was pretty damned impressive. Plus, one of my favorite and most-gorgeous-people-in-the-world were there. (Miss Christiana Clark just rocks my socks..)

- Whoever played old Major (and whoever played the surviving sheep) were just wonderful also.. And the raven and Napolean and.. I know it's a collectively-created-thing, but, oh, for programs with character names in them!

- The only thing that left me grumpy was the damned story itself. It's such a 20th century story (written early on, and then just replayed and replayed again and again..) And it's a story we know. It may be relevant to us 20th century left-overs, but I'm hoping it won't be to our grandchildren. That it will be obvious that that sort of behavior is stupid and destructive. That there will be some sort of evolutionary shift (just as we're getting taller and our skulls are getting thinner) that deems that sort of thought unthinkable. I'm just going to count on that, and leave the politics where they lay. The politics the play addresses are still old and reeking of 1980(4) or so..

- I figured out where I had seen Ktron before. Youth Frontiers auditions. Many many Youth Frontiers auditions.. ;) I was never hired by Youth Frontiers, but, seriously, I tried...

Much Museum-ing. Much snow! (although Aric says it's cocaine, and that makes me giggle). Tonight should hopefully be lovely, followed by Museum and a late late gig tomorrow.. Here's for hoping! w00t!

Onward.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Oh, right.. This is what makes me late...

For work. Late for work. Clarifying.

- There isn't much that can be said about the 4th that hasn't been already (even saying that feels old), but... I love the honest-to-god HOPE and energy buzzing through peeps. Even more, I love that people are now turning over the hope card, and picking up the 'work' card. However, what's work? Tax hikes? Awkward political choices? I don't know, but yet desperately want to get to the work portion. All this renewed hope and beautiful nationalism has me so alive and grateful, and also a tad freaked out. (The pessimist and optimist inside of me aren't talking -- they're both a little stunned. Happily stunned, but still stunned.)

- I love that Barack (can I call you Barack?) promised his girls a puppy. (And, my god, his acceptance speech was perfect..) I also loved McCain's concession speech.. Yes, this was the John McCain we remember...

- I love that Uptown exploded with people happily yelling at each other and fireworks and, I guess, a street dance. Honestly, it made me nervous (what? People excited for their country? We must be three steps awake from drink-the-kool-aid blind patriotism and nuclear weapons in military parades.. Yes, my reaction is paranoid...but I've just never seen this happen before..), and also left me astonished. How cool! How non-cynical! How unlike me...!

- To celebrate the victory also felt a little like celebrating the system... go General Washington! *dancedance* Go Warren G. Harding! *dancedance* Will a renewed interest in our country's history come of this? Will it be hard to get the John Adams HBO miniseries on Netflix? Who knows!

- Nervous and happy. Yep. Let's get quickly to the work part, please...

- Talked to my old high school friend Brett, who is so disinfranchised from the system.. Reminded me that it's all corrupt, bought and sold anyway (part of which I agree with), and that it'll just be anarchy in 40 years (I don't quite agree with that, but who knows), so relax the f out. *grin* Nothing like some honest cynicism to knock a person back down a bit...

- Cynicism aside, Barack is my man. I can cautiously hope with a capitol H too.

- Okay. Must get clean. I think I get to see a fancy show tonight! Yea!! I don't think I get to run today... Booo...

Time to go be a mosquito..

Onward.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Post A-Go-Go haze...

Or truly, a happy post weekend haze.. Happily swimmin' in the fuzz..

- The Youth did great! First teenage improv performance of the year! Holy hannah -- a great turn out, three great sets, proud and pleased adults and teens. Cool beans. :)

- Delicious dinner and company... :) The tuna salad from the Wedge IS the best. (I think the dark secret to egg/chicken/tuna/etc. salads might be the crispies. Those little chopped up bits of celery and onion and all the things I'm too lazy to put in at home. Granted, I don't think I've ever attempted a ham salad, and 'am not sure if I want my ham salad 'crispy', but.. It's good to plan for the future!)

- Improv a Go Go! I'm still all happy blurry from this. Happy blurry Jill and Butch, happy blurry John, happy blurry Tom (holy crap, Tom!! Awesome!!) and happy blurry us. Many thanks to Tim and Troy.. Wheee! I'm caught in perma-smile.

Today I rake. (Tomorrow I vote and hold my breath.) I've realized that the purpose of this blog entry may be just to expound upon the merits of mayonaisse-based salads. No matter!!

Onward.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

I am full of clafouti!

Clafouti! A classic french breakfasty/dessert thing. First attempted about 4 years ago with cherries. Found out that fancy "clafouti" is secretly crepe batter (which is secretly runny pancake batter with an extra egg or two) poured over berries and baked. Ha! And so, today was strawberry clafouti. I just like attempting to say clafouti. I'm sure I'm saying it completely incorrect. As I attempted to say the name of the street in NYC ("Houston"... "House-ton".. "huuston".. mer.)

Yea for Saturday. And, also, yea for Friday! Halloween! It's just fun to walk through Uptown and see random wandering pop culture things, possibly dead and/or sexy. Woke up bright and early on Saturday and attempted to run with out a sweatshirt yesterday - - foolish foolish Jen. It was cold!!! Even the geese seemed a'tad nonplussed.

A full day of science-museum-ing, dinner at Jasmine Deli, and then sat and listened to Serge Gainsbourgh. Although the hipsternish inside of me thought I knew this man and was quite familiar with his work, my true self only knew that he was the father of Charlotte Gainsbourgh, and that's it. My take on Serge Gainsbourgh:
- it's the best if you can have someone translating each verse as you listen. The best in the world.
- yes, he WAS incredibly influential. I'm an idiot. Look, there's Leonard Cohen! Look, there's David Byrne! Look, there's Pet Shop Boys! Look, there's a path for Paul Simon to follow into Graceland! Look, there's Pulp! Look, there's Ween! Damn you, Serge Gainsbourgh!
- He was naughty. Oof. Thumbing-your-nose-at-you naughty. "Lemon Incest" has been running through my head for hours.

Onto a wonderful Halloween housewarming party.. it was spoooooky.. and wonderful. Sigh. Eric K. was f'in freaky. And David B. offered one of the damn Tim Gunn impressions ever. (Fred and David might be a super hero team. ... yes.. just like Hawk and Dove.. just sayin'.)

And now I'm full of claflouti. And it's warm out. Time to get off butt. And do clafouti-covered dishes.

Onward.