I've been telling everyone about the sketch/gameshow of "Guess What My Ex-Boyfriend's Penis Size Is" (which consisted of semi-naked picture of boyfriend, HORRIBLE story of what said ex did, then giving choices of his penis size - - my favorite being "Acockalypse Now".. because if his penis touched you, it'd be the end of the world.
They snuck a thrift store saucer into my bag (I had no clue), along with these directions:
"Mosaics Therapy"
1. Say fuck it and smash the plate.
2. Pick up the pieces.
3. Make something beautiful with whats left over.
Muff Mondays
Onward.
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